morning of fb 25
I'm at a club, something like a performance theater, in San Francisco. It is small and very dark. Only the stage is lit up, and that just barely. I'm in the front row, slouched on a sofa facing the stage. A "band" comes onstage consisting of people i know and like but usually only see at tech conferences (like boris and justin) but none of them actually looked like anyone i knew exactly. The band strips naked and starts going into strange poses and contortions as the lights go very dim (one guy plays with himself getting a huge erection (like 20 inches), except for the lead singer who I think was justin hall, but not, stands at the mic saying something along the lines of "do not be afraid, but don't make eye contact with any of them. they might ...see you(? actually I forget exactly what he said, but something along those lines)."
At this point he makes eye contact and barely whispers "i think i see dav coleman." He and eye stare at each other for 10 seconds or so and I make a slight wave to him as the lights go completely dark. The 'band' never actually played any insturments, they just went into this weird dance routine sort of thing as recorded music played it is pitch black for maybe 10 seconds, when the lights come back up (still only very slightly) the stage looks empty, but as the lights dim again I just notice that they are all lying still on the stage as if playing dead. There is another brief period of utter darkness and then the lights come up again just barely and I see dark shadows moving. There is a swarm of men and women (mostly women) in strange burning man-ish vaudeville costumes streaming out from the stage area and into the audience, moving slowly and either crawling or crouched. As they pass by they make long eye contact with the audience (me). The lights dim again and as they come up there is a man I feel like I know and recognize (but I don't really, he kinda looks like Mie's ex daniel) and I get just a glimpse of him falling down over me with a sheet over both of us and another man (whom I don't feel like I recognize at all but he kind of looks like the Hedwig actor at the end of the movie) joining him before it goes pitch black again. At this point there is some soft weird music playing. The two men put my toes in their mouth and I realize they are resting their hands on my crotch. I "remember" at this point that I had filled out an audience form when I had entered the theater stating among many other answers to various questions that foot sex really turned me off, and I realize that this was all part of the personalized performance. They were hoping to excite me with what i said was a turn off, or make me confront it maybe. The problem is, I wasn't getting excited and I really wasn't enjoying the "foot sex" it fact it kind of hurt. And i was wearing socks. And I'm not gay. So i endured it for awhile, never getting aroused even when some women behind me grabbed my hands and were caressing them and whispering something unintelligible in my ear, when finally the guys gave up and came up and asked what they were doing wrong in a friendly kind of familiar way as if we were old friends. Oh,and the guy on the right, the one I didn't recognize at all, had man boobs that he was apologizing about and i was like "hey it's ok guys, no biggie" i didn't feel weird about it, you know i'm hip and all, but i was kinda glad it was over. I was also kinda glad I didn't get turned on! Then i woke up
The weird thing of course is, toe sucking is normally a turn on for me, ha I also am really intrigued by the "remembering" something earlier in the dream, because I'm pretty sure that I never actually filled out a form in the dream up until the point that I "remembered" doing it, but it felt just like any other memory.
As I was writing the above scene down, I remembered earlier in the dream I was in a residential/shopping high rise complex, taking an elevator and had to squeeze in a weird position with some others (I sort of had to push myself into a rack of clothes that were in the elevator to make room for a girl in an electric wheelchair). After I got off unlike the 115th floor there was some girl from the elevator ride who was flirting with me, but i politely blew her off because I have Mie and went walking down a huge glass walled corridor trying to get "home" but realizing i was lost, then i was flying at night down a street while walking a dog. I landed and was talking with some funny hot latina chicks in catholic school girl outfits. Then i went into the club. Before the "band" came on there was some interaction with a movie/theater company in planning stages of a production that involved re-mixing old footage of an actress as a child (very Jodi Foster like) with new footage of her as an adult, so she played both characters. then the show above started.